We’ll be home for Christmas
To the tune of “I’ll Be Home for Christmas” by Kim Gannon and Walter Kent
Alternate lyrics by Maxim Weinstein

We’ll be home for Christmas
We’ve nothing to do
But watch TV and drink our tea
And open gifts for two

Christmas Eve will find us
Staring at our lawn
At least alone we won’t come
Down with omicron

We’ll be home for Christmas
Canceled our planned trip
Family, perhaps next year
If COVID levels slip

Christmas Day will find us
Here without a doubt
We’ll be home for Christmas
Because we can’t go out

We’ll be home for Christmas
Because we can’t go out